I am pretty sure we all know a version of this guy. He is the guy who is b-b-b-b-bad to the bone. The thought of this guy actually wanting to settle down with just one woman, let alone wishing to procreate with said woman is pretty wild.
Yet, that is pretty much what happened! This guy (whose name is Nick, if you happen to be interested at all), decided (forward slash was coerced) into agreeing to create a sprog with yours truly.
Here's how it happened:
Me: Oh - by the way, I have decided that I won't be taking my birth control pills in 2015 so birth control is your deal now.
Him: What are you talking about?
Me: Yeah, so if you decide you want to wear birth control [note how I am using the word birth control instead of condom, which seems like a terrible word, even for someone writing all about making a sprog], then that's your call but you know you probably won't, so...
Him: Yeah, I guess you're right.
And that is, honestly, how it happened.
If only baby making were so easy!
And that is how we came to start this blog all about making a sprog. Turns out the ingredients are more involved than I had always been led to believe when I was a teenager!
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